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"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Just be yourself."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Applause

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"In da house"

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

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'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

'Bloody good idea!'

Violinist

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

Standup translator...

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

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Help Wanted: One Man Band.

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

Watching the Street Band

"Hey, man - a taser is not a heckle."

Graduation day at Home School.

'I can't read a thing.' 'You're holding the card too close.'