Musician’s Supporter Pillows

'Bloody good idea!'

"Just be yourself."

Applause

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Giuseppe Verdi

"The guy's a natural!"

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"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

James Levine

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Sir John Barbirolli

Antonin Dvorak

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Violinists.

Giuseppe Verdi

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Mike Rutherford

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Ken Dodd

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Kyle Sinckler

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.