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'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Saxophone Player.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Giuseppe Verdi

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"The guy's a natural!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

More Arts Council cuts...

James Levine

Mozart

Sir John Barbirolli

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Antonin Dvorak

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

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Violinists.

Preschools for Dogs

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

Giuseppe Verdi

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Mike Rutherford

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Ken Dodd

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'Bloody good idea!'

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

Viola player.