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'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Giuseppe Verdi

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

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"The guy's a natural!"

Mozart

James Levine

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Antonin Dvorak

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

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Violinists.

Preschools for Dogs

Giuseppe Verdi

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

'Bloody good idea!'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

Snake Charmer

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”