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Ken Dodd

Applause

Brad Pitt

Saxophone Player.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Alms Bank

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Giuseppe Verdi

Me and my money are soon parted

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"The guy's a natural!"

More Arts Council cuts...

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

James Levine

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Sir John Barbirolli

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Rodin's Charity Collector

'Supporting the arts'

Antonin Dvorak

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Violinists.

Planetless, please help.