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"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Proud Mum.

'She is being impossible again.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Preschools for Dogs

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Young Super Achiever

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'