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'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Futsal

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'She is being impossible again.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Young Super Achiever

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'