Solitary Relaxation Supporter Gifts

"In da house"

Self help acupuncture

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

The Colonel at home.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'What luck!'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Physician heel thyself!'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Holiday,

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."