Solitary Relaxation Supporter Gifts

"In da house"

Self help acupuncture

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The Colonel at home.

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Give Sleep a Chance

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Physician heel thyself!'

Tax haven.

"I'm so uptight!"

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'She's spring cleaning and you?'