Relaxed Relaxation Lover Gifts

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

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Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

The Snooze Bar.

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'...I said we've been marooned.'