Relaxed Relaxation Lover Gifts

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

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Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'