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'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

The Music Lover.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

And that's why I'm still single!

Boyfriend Shirt.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Lucky!"

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

Alex Ferguson

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

Manuel Pellegrini

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Sex is for Procreation Only.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Stores of grain and blessings.

Saint Christopher

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

Shut Up

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

More than half of adult American women are unmarried. Go away. Studies show that many women try marriage, don't like it, get divorced and are happy just to date. and I just want you to know that when you're ready to get with the program, I'm prepared to be your rebound relationship. It feels good to contribute to society. It's a wonder any women are married.

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

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