Silo Supporter Gifts

Stores of grain and blessings.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

International Women's Day

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Dugout sale!

A tortoise

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Silo sweet silo

"Enjoy your game dear?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Make America Quiet

Forever Pride!

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.