Silo Supporter Pillows

Stores of grain and blessings.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

International Women's Day

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

A tortoise

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Dugout sale!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Silo sweet silo

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Forever Pride!

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Make America Quiet

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.