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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Artist and chiken

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Boris Bike

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Silo sweet silo

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'