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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Boris Bike

Silo sweet silo

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Still life items, fruit and wine bottle, stretch and yawn, saying 'I'm aching, I thought he was never going to take a break.'