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'I'm taking one step at a time. Next year I get the barn.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

Sly Fox

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

'Never say never.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."