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"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Bouncer.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Coronovirus dreams

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Boyfriend Shirt.

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"