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"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Shall we go back to the disco now? I also promised Steve he could see me home.'

Bouncer.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

French Animal Noises.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

You Know You're Old When...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Abundance of Caution

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

How's My Jiving?

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'