Disco Dancing T-Shirts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Push for Disco...

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

Disco Dancing

You Know You're Old When...

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

French Animal Noises.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Abundance of Caution

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Bouncer.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'