Disco Singer T-Shirts

"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Karataoke

Push for Disco...

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

Rock On

"Oh no, we've been inned."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Disco Dancing

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Disco Owls

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Robert Drake

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

You Know You're Old When...

French Animal Noises.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."