Disco Singer Gifts

"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Push for Disco...

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

Rock On

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

French Animal Noises.

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

You Know You're Old When...

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."