Disco Enthusiast Gifts

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

"Hurry doctor! This man has Saturday Night Fever!"

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

Oh no! Saturday Night Swine Fever!

God sometimes moves in mysterious ways

COVID-19 fever

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"IF you want to get a girl's attention, ask if she likes to dance! Do the hustle!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

Historians agree that it was in fact the introduction of disco ball technology that signaled the death of the PC.

Transporting Disco Equipment

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

The disco suit: Epilogue.

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

'Oh no, you don't! You've been sneaking out with those reindeer of yours every Christmas Eve since we were married! This time you're taking me to a disco!'

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

'Your r

French Animal Noises.

Man, the king must really hate that song. YMCA.

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Stile victim.

Gov. Jerry Brown returns in Saturday Night Feebler.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"God, Renny, it's the ultimate disco effect!"

'Who's Harry talking to? She looks a bit fast.'

"You have an acute case of disco fever, due to a temporary loss of sense. Fortunately, I can knock some sense back into you with this hammer here."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'