Disco Devotees Gifts

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Dancing

Disco Owls

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

French Animal Noises.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

You Know You're Old When...

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Abundance of Caution

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Bouncer.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"