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"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Karataoke

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Dancing

Disco Owls

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You Know You're Old When...

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

French Animal Noises.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Abundance of Caution

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Bouncer.

'Same address, 20 years later'

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.