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Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

You Know You're Old When...

French Animal Noises.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Abundance of Caution

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

70s Night.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

Unconventional Music Player

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Greatest Band?"

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

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