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'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Thor, God of Thunder, meets Loki, God of Earth, Wind, and Fire.'

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'I couldn't find my safety vest. I figured my old disco shirt would work just as well!'

"Looks like they've got a new bouncer."

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

70s Night.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

As a way to give back to society, the pillage people would perform annually to celebrate diversity within their newly acquired community.

A Symphony of Penguins

Lamb Noise.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Disco Owls

Gramaphone Man.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

French Animal Noises.