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Village People Auditions.

"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Disease-y Top

Disco Owls

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

You Know You're Old When...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

French Animal Noises.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Abundance of Caution

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Bouncer.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.