Disco Fever Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Halo Frisbee.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

French Animal Noises.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You Know You're Old When...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Bouncer.

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

Abundance of Caution

Get well. Get down.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

COVID-19 fever

70s Night.

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'