Disco Fever Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Halo Frisbee.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

French Animal Noises.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

You Know You're Old When...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Abundance of Caution

Bouncer.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

COVID-19 fever

70s Night.

Monkeys at a disco - "I can therefore conclude that the primates are social animals."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."