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"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"This is the best part of the movie."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

You Know You're Old When...

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."