Disco Era Fan Pillows

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Old rocker.

Karataoke

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Jimi Hendrix.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disco Owls

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"This is the best part of the movie."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

You Know You're Old When...

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!