Disco Lovers Pillows

"It was a stimulus check impulse buy."

"IT caters to the artsy types."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Plum jam...

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disco Owls

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Snake Charming

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Islington Angels.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."