Disco Aficionado Pillows

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Elvis Presley

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Karataoke

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.