Disco Devotee Pillows

Disco Dog, Karaoke Cat.

Get well. Get down.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Oh yeah? Well, I say you can dance to save your life!"

You Know You're Old When...

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Sorry, but Saturday Night Fever is definitely a pre-existing condition."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Disco Owls

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Karataoke

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

You make me feel like dancing!

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'