Disc Devotee Pillows

'Huck me.'

I love my Timpani

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Halo Frisbee.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

And the die is cast!

You Know You're Old When...

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

French Animal Noises.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

At the CD shop.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Rolling Stones

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"