Disc Devotee Gifts

'Huck me.'

I love my Timpani

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Halo Frisbee.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Disco Owls

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

And the die is cast!

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

French Animal Noises.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

You Know You're Old When...

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Falling Rock

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Rolling Stones

At the CD shop.

National Opera: Wriggletto