Disco Aficionado Prints

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Elevator Music

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."