Disco Fan Pillows

Boogie Fever

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Jimi Hendrix.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Running

You make me feel like dancing!

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Disco Dancing

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

French Animal Noises.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Rembrandt's Selfies

A 1950's Barber Shop

You Know You're Old When...

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'