Disco Fan Prints

Boogie Fever

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

You're my Venus

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Running

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

Disco Dancing

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

You Know You're Old When...

French Animal Noises.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'