Drum Fan Prints

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'You've got lot toe!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I believe you were first.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Dirty Grazing.

Sheep of the 1970's

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'It's a Marimba!'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Musician hurts his nose.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'