Drum Fan Gifts

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'You've got lot toe!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I believe you were first.'

Terry Wogan

'I'm so lonesome...'

Sheep of the 1970's

'It's a Marimba!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Hard Rock Cafe.

Dirty Grazing.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Musician hurts his nose.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?