Musical Instrument Fan Gifts

"I am trying to keep it low key."

Romantic Violinist.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Snake with headphones.

'Elton John'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Flautist

Muse

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Street Performing Octopus

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Blues Night.

Sheep of the 1970's

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Dirty Grazing.

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Jupiter

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Aaron Copland.

'NEXT!'

Performer

Ant Mishbehavin'

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

Percy Grainger.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

Team Bass

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Jazz Cans