Wind Instrument Fan Gifts

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Romantic Violinist.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Sandy Floss

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Muse

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

She always had her flute... just in case.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Angry pensioner

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Ecological electricity

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Cylinder Head

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Vampire Bassoonist

Team Bass

A bride and groom playing a double bass

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"I am trying to keep it low key."

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'