Instrument Fusion Fan Gifts

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

6 Brothers Falafel

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Casual Thursday

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

Fauna Hybrids

'Hot enough for ya?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Jacques Loussier.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"