Technology Fusion Fan Gifts

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."