Technological Advancement Fan Gifts

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Really Early Vikings

"Hamlet today"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Robot cat passes Turing test.

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

Wow. Is your heartbeat in stereo? It's actually beyond stereo, doctor. You should get yourself a quadrophonic stethoscope!

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'