Technological Advancement Fan Pillows

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Really Early Vikings

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Robot cat passes Turing test.

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For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."