Technological Progression Fans Pillows

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"It appears you have a virus."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Factominiums."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Fireplace Projector.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Robot porn.

'It's all hand made.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Acne Automation Works Outing

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Selfie Extension Stik

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'