3d Technology Fan Gifts

Allegory of the Cave

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"You've changed."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"Hamlet today"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Factominiums."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

Sugar Machine

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'I love high-definition TV!'

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Selfie Extension Stik