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Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

6 Brothers Falafel

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Casual Thursday

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Jacques Loussier.

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."