Craft Fusion Fan T-Shirts

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Tzatzikicicle

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Jacques Loussier.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"You call this guacamole?"

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

A caveman emerges from a subway

The Myth of Ariadne.