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Jacques Loussier.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Casual Thursday

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

When seasons collide

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

Early Baroque and Roll

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

A caveman emerges from a subway

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."

Jane Air